From Hafa, October 1989, p.40-41 by Greg Flores...
Is it true that Every Chamorro...
Has been called to eat a "zillion" times.
Received Holy Communion with a mortal sin.
Has a "last supper painting" hanging in their home.
Has been in Johnston Theater at least once.
Owns a pair of combat boots.
Has on one wall pictures of sons in the military with "boyu" heads.
Has feds pigs when growing up.
Has an uncle or an aunt that looks like "Yoda" or "cabbage patch" doll.
Has thought at least once how fritada is made.