Palin Resigns

Ilek-ña Si David Letterman: “President Obama is in Russia, and we know this because Sarah Palin can see him from her house.”

Ma anounsia gi i ma’pos na simåna, na para u tunok Si Palin ginnen i Ofisinan Gubetnon Alaska, achokka’ guaha noskuantos na sakkan tetehnan esta ki makpo’ iyo-ña term.

Meggai mandiskukuti gi este na simåna “sa’ hafa?” Kao esta para u ma pongle gi kalabosu? Kao ha cho’cho’gue este para u riku? Kao esta ha na’lilisto maisa gui’ para u falågu para i Ofisinan Presidente gi 2012? Kao ha cho’cho’gue este para i familia-ña?

Hekkua’, lao siguru yu’ na ti para u mafñas Si Palin. Teneki esta i tiguang-ta siha, ma planeneha na para u paseha gi todu i states gi lagu, kosåki siña matungo’ gui’ mas ya siña ha tungo’ mas put todu i rinkon Amerika.

Gof na’chalek na taotao Si Palin, ya gof impottante i pachot-ña para diferentes na klasin taotao Amerika siha. Para i mangconservatives, ya-ñiha gui’ sa’ i kuentos-ña kalang le’yok pat fino’ tåtte (hekkua’ hafa otro na palabra gi fino’ Chamoru maolek para “folksy pat country.”). Pues Si Palin kalang i magåhet na Amerikånu. Si ha kuentusisiyi i manmaeskuela pat i ti manapa’ka, ha kuentutusi yan ha kuentusisiyi i manmagåhet na Amerikånu siha, Para i manliberals ya-ñiha gui’ sa’ Guiya yan i otro na Republicans put hemplo Si Gingrich pat Si Rush Limbaugh, ma pipipet i inetnon Republican hatagapa’ (further right). Ya para i mandemocrats, sen maolek ha’ este.

Put fin guaha i mangcomedians, ya siempre Siha mas gumaiya Si Palin, sa’ kulang machuchuda’ gui’ todu tiempo ni’ essitan pat na’chalek na sinangan. Yanggen tumunok Si Palin ya para mo’an ti mali’li’e’ gui’, siempre Si Jon Stewart, Si Bill Maher yan Si David Letterman i manmas tumatånges.

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